Wow. It’s all I can do to handle one computer, right? Check out this handy dandy gadget that I’ve never heard of – it’s called a KVM switch. With this thing, you can control multiple computers from one keyboard, monitor, and mouse.

I’m just giggling hysterically here. I can barely keep track of three brain cells, two websites, a Facebook account, Twittering me timbers, and one email account. I can’t even imagine the mess I’d be in with more than one of these here computer thingys to keep track of. The mind BOGGLES.

Oh, lawdy. Still giggling here. That’s just too funny.

Okay, been pretty busy, but you know how it is.

I had a realy scary minute last week. I actually walked into a fitness club, complete with fancy-schmanzy fitness equipment with digital interfaces that measured everything from calories burned to perspiration output and probably could tell you how long it had been since you shaved your armpits and legs. I wouldn’t be surprised if by the time you got off some of those contraptions they could tell you the last time you had your period or how long it had been since your last orgasm.

I don’t want a machine knowing that much about me. It seems unnatural. Maybe the hamsters have the right idea. Hop on a spoked wheel, and let the poop fall where it may. Needless to say, I declined the invitation to participate in an intimate relationship with a machine with more lights and baubles than a street of New York City. Just sayin’. Heh.