Is It Over Yet?
Oh, the holidays. Who doesn’t just love the tramping in and out of people, the constant running, and food that ends up ground into the carpet and smearing the table?
Actually, it’s not all that bad, is it? It’s just too bad that each guest doesn’t bring their own steam cleaners to clean up after themselves. And just think — there’s New Year’s on the horizon!
Suggestion — when having a holiday party, instead of “bring your own bottle” have your guests bring their own garbage bags and vacuums. It could be a lot of fun!
Heh.